a fairytale where a young girl is kidnapped and forced to marry a demon king and instead of being like no! never! shes like fine as long as i get to help you destroy and hes like lol cool but soon shes doing a bit too much and her husband king is like okay enough power and shes like bye see you in the dungeon and hes like what and hes dragged away cause now everyone is more loyal to her and she reigns over the underworld and the surface world with a cold iron fist

Ray Toro + Desolation Row


Band members and their opinions of ryden butt sex

Come on, honey, this house is a fresh start for our family!
— White dads in horror stories (via mashamorevna)


if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 


i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy


People who get 20 notes on a post within 0.3 seconds of posting it are too powerful and we have to be wary of them